Puddle Of Mudd Concert

Me, my smokin' hot GF, Lisa and Blade from 95 WIIL ROCK at Puddle Of Mudd,
Brat Stop 022010! Great Show! Lots of Jagermeister was consumed and of
course many Miller Lite's courtesy of the Brat Stop! Blade grabbed his
phone and I said, "lets take a picture", when he looked at later he was like
"WTF"! LOL! Great Time! See you at JET on 4.2.10!

This might help with the Weight Loss Teams or your new years resolution!!!

Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...................................12 Calories
69 lying down...............................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories *****
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

 

John Perry

Program Director

Midday Host

95 WIIL ROCK

AM 1050 WLIP

8500 Green Bay Road

Pleasant Prairie, WI  53158

262.694.7800 x151

262.694.7767 fax

jp@95wiilrock.com

 

Snowmobile Time

I’m of the opinion that if it’s gonna be winter, I want 5 feet of snow on the ground, 12 inches of ice on the lakes and snowmobiles everywhere!  That’s how it was when I was growing up!  If memory serves me right, from Christmas time to March, we were playing hockey on the ponds, snowmobiling, sledding, skiing and ice fishing!  I lost feeling in my feet from Thanksgiving to St Patrick’s Day but I didn’t really care, it was worth it!  Anyway, THANK YOU Mother Nature for your recent gift of snow!  I AM TOTALLY psyched about hitting the trails this Sunday afternoon to raise money for the Falcon Trailblazers snowmobile club!  Also, Thank YOU Jaimie Sokolski and his family for the use of their snowmobiles for this event.  Tom Kief and I will be taking off at noon starting at the Legendary Brat Stop and then off to 10 different bars in Kenosha County.  See a map @ 95wiilrock.com, click on the Road Trips page.  Here’s a picture of Tom and I on the last WIIL ROCK Snowmobile Run, I’m in front and Tom is in back.  BTW…I have a one seater sled and Tom has a two seater so if you wanna ride bitch with Tom, email tom@95wiilrock.com!